mr-schnuffles asked: I do pity you Grunts, but you are so fun to kill in the games! and yes, I am cat, I am Russian cat with sniper rifle!
Ok first off we don’t want your pity, and guess what? WE DON’T LIKE CATS. Well, I guess Cats are better then humans, so we hate you but not as much as humans. Congrats!
First off, me and my fellow Grunts are sorry for stop writing. Why did we stop posting? Well, you know about that upcoming Halo: Anniversary game? Yea, we had to do some great grunt acting for the game. You’ll see November 15, 2011. Send in your questions we are ready!
Yes, but the Grunt’s who complain about the Master Chief are our brothers who are still with the Covenant. We are very disappointed that we weren’t featured in Halo 3 and we already sued Bungie for that. We did appear in Halo 2, though…
Anonymous asked: How was your grunty trip?
Thank you human for asking! It was horrible! I took about 30 Grunts with me to Las Vegas. I had Grunts flying of buildings, gambling all my money, and I had to pick one up in jail. It was like a national lampoon’s vacation.
Anonymous asked: If grunts had armor abilities, how would you mess with your enemies/ allies?
Armor Lock: We Grunts would be walking around just armor locking around the map. It would be a Grunt dance party! Sorry, but you guys are not invited.
Sprint: I’m sorry, but we Grunts could not run fast because of our small legs. Plus seeing a Grunt run fast, is not a thing you want to see.
Invisibility: Imagine your on a 10 kill streak, then you see in the shadows a small figure, but it disappears. You get your 11th kill, and BOOM you just got assassinated by a Grunt. Oh yea, that would be badass.
Jetpack: Your 13, and you want a tattoo. Your mom says “When Grunts fly.” Hang on 13 year old human, this will happen some day!
Barrel Roll: Do a Grunt Barrel Roll!!!!!!
We got back from our trip, why not ask some questions about that? Man, you guys are really rude!
Sorry humans, but I won’t be able to answer any questions until this weekend. Me and my Grunt friends went on a trip, and we finally got time to write this. We will be back on Friday!!!!
Anonymous asked: Are there female grunts? or are you all just males? if so... isnt that awkward...
There are female Grunts, but they look so much alike, and sound so much like a male Grunt. Sometimes i’m wondering if i’m making love to a women, or a male. It’s a male 99% of the time. I need to learn, to look before. It just got awkward up in here!
Idk if I should put a picture for this, I already made it awkward with the answer.
Anonymous asked: How are you?
I hope this answers your question. Night! Send in your questions, and you get a Grunt lap dance! Trust me, you’ll never forget it.
ninjamyles asked: do you have any info on halo 4 you know so we can be ready to maybe help you guys kill master chief
YESSSS! Someone finally asked about Halo 4. OK, so 343 told us Grunts to shut the fuk up, but you know what fuk them.
You know that ring he is going into? Well, that’s ‘Grunt Planet.’ So basically that stupid as_ spartan has to try to kill us, and retrieve some plan so he can blow up our planet. This is when you come in, you don’t play as Master Chief, you play has Grunt 118, a special op Grunt. Your main goal, is to STOP Master Chief and save the Grunt race.
This game looks like it’s going to be the best from the Halo series!
dahlstromabby asked: Thirsty?
Yes, I am. I think im going to drink out of my Feeding Tube. Would you like some?
Got my PJ’s on, and i’m watching some good old Halo: Reach videos on YouTube. See you guys in the morning. Keep your questions coming!